So today I was sitting in western civ. and my professeur stops and says "Ladies, do you want to get married? Then educate yourselves on Fantasy Football." So that got me thinking that I should share with the world what I know about football.
1. I would marry Tim Tebow if he asked. Not necessarily because he plays football but because he is super sweet and awesome with his christian-ness.
2. Touchdowns are good and when there is a touchdown scored you need to stand up and go crazy. Victory dances are totally appropriate, even if you don't care at all about football.
3. The Raiders have cool Jersey colors... but the broncos not so much.
4. Peyton Manning will probably keel over any day now..
5. When you hear a guy talk about football it's best to always agree, and if necessary pretend you know what you're talking about.
6. I like the Raiders.. but I'm not entirely sure why.
7. I don't entirely understand the appeal of playing football. It's like signing up to get pushed around.
8. Guys who play football (Not all of course) are generally really cocky.
9. When invited to football parties, just go!! I can almost guarantee free football food (queso, chips, salsa, hot dogs, hamburgers, wings etc.).
This is my perspective on football as a college girl kissing 19. I think i can speak for my fellow females when i say, we may not know a whole lot about football but at least we can make it up as we go. And if you want to read more Monday Malarkey, i will be posting a new blog every Monday. Have a great week everyone!
